I've never had the opportunity to post something I've overheard during a project, so this is a first for me. To set the mood, imagine a shotgun style home in the
stix of Indiana, with signs on the outside of the house proclaiming "Harley Davidson Way" and "
Harleys and Hooters". Inside, the house isn't well kept, and on the wall framed pictures honoring Kurt Cobain and Kiss are hung in plain view (there is something wrong with those two hanging next to one another). A mother and daughter are home, and the daughter is watching TV from no more than 20 inches away from the television, totally transfixed on Blues Clues. The mom is on the phone to her husband, and she lets out this gem:
"The guy who we were going to [refinance] our house through, he was on the
fucking news. He got busted for having a lot of (and says the following letters so her daughter cannot make the word out)
P-O-T-S plants."
Where to go with this one.
- First, way to drop the F-bomb in front of your daughter while trying to hide a narcotic.
- Second, good job of pluralizing "pots" followed by "plants".
- Third, are they refinancing their mortgage through ... Jay and Silent Bob? WTF?
1 comment:
So who is paying for this mold job - for some reason these people don't sound like they have hundreds of dollars laying around for mold treatment.
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