Pimp Slave Contract??????

These things exist? Really? How the fuck to you even consider signing one? I take it most potential slaves may be a bit lacking in the three "R"s - but still .....

Here are a few select phrases within the slave contract (!) that was actually signed (!!) by a teenager (!!!):

"The slave will understand and accept that as a slave she has no inherent right to cover her body at any time. Clothing is therefore something which her MASTER uses as a way of enhancing her submittiveness and sluttishness and which he may enjoy seeing on her body."

Among her duties:

• "Cleaning and keeping the home straightened, laundry, shopping, cooking, care for children when requested, run errands as needed."

"All request for major expenditures will be submitted to Owner for approval. Any expenditure over $10.00 will be completely subject to the approval of Owner prior to purchase unless said item may be returned for a full refund."

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