a poem:

The Invention of Underwire
> by Sarah Goldman
>
>
> did you know that underpants can fly?
> Oh yes! They have visited Paris and Dubai.
>
> They have stopped
> at the top
> of the eiffel tower
> and even shopped during the busiest hours.
>
> what did these underpants buy you ask?
> well, that is a good question, my pretty lass.
>
> They purchased pantyliners in various colors and
> shapes
> sometimes even with wings so they could wave them
> like
> capes!
>
> They purchased a vibrator to tuck inside
> for the times when they wanted to take a wild ride
>
> And they were always on the look out for their
> matching bra
> a search that took them very far
> for their soulmate was waiting
> on a hanger in a store
> and one day, those underpants sauntered in and
> spotted
> it
> and said
> There you are!
>
> and the underpants and bra lived happily ever after
> and procreated
> little underbras....look see,
> that is how underwire came to be!!
>